elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202:
guys my body won’t fit into the credit card slot i can’t check my balance this is peak homophobia
(via recovering-academic)
“The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment you absolutely and utterly have to walk away.”— Alyssia Harris (via purplebuddhaquotes)
Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her.
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“You may not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.”
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino
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